(Source: heyatweedledumb, via croptopsandvodkashots)
today i released my pet rabbit into the country wilderness and my dog started chasing after it and they ran into the bushes and i heard a squeal so i ran away screaming and screeching
i’m really not good at handling bad situations
- Faggot after one beer: I'm soo00000 drnkkkkk
- Me: k

